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    Quote Originally Posted by shirlsplay View Post
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    HOW DO YOU DO A ATTACHMENT HERE ON THIS FORUM PLEASE.
    I usually just use Photobucket, have no luck trying to post attachments. A comic strip, for example, I'd right click and "save image" to My Pictures. Open photobucket and upload image. Then copy the image path. Return to forum and paste link in post and ENTER. Images are there once refreshed. Hope this helped a little.
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    Last edited by CATLICKER; 09-07-2017 at 11:28 AM. Reason: L
    In my secret life I am gjr1961.

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    A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness.
    The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.
    Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man.
    The husband put a gun to the naked man’s head. The wife shouted: “Don’t do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!”
    Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, “what would you do?”
    The cabby said, “I’d cover him up with that blanket before he catches a cold.”
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    What would you call a drunk who works at an upholstery shop?
    A recovering alcoholic.
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    I am not sure if I posted this yet or not....

    Baby Planes

    A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City
    to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big
    dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have
    baby planes?"

    The mother said, "Well, maybe that's something you could ask the
    stewardess."

    So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats
    have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

    The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

    The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that
    there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can
    ask your mother to explain it to you."
    Last edited by CATLICKER; 09-10-2017 at 01:44 AM. Reason: W
    In my secret life I am gjr1961.

  7. A family is having dinner at the table one evening when the son asks the father, "Dad, how many different kinds of boobs are there?"The father is a little taken aback, but he ponders for a moment before answering, "Well my son, a woman goes through three phases in life. In her 20s, her breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they become like pears - still nice but hanging a bit. But after 50, her breasts become like onions."
    The son is confused and asks, "Onions?"
    The father replies, "Yes - you see them and they make you cry."
    The wife and daughter are really annoyed by what their father has said, so the daughter asks, "Mom, how many different kinds of penises are there?"
    The mother smiles and says, "Well honey, a man also goes through three phases in life too. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty, strong and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it becomes more like a birch - flexible but reliable. But after 50, it's like a Christmas tree."
    The daughter laughs and asks, "A Christmas tree?"
    The mother replies, "Yes, dear. Dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
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    Did you hear about the crazy squirrel who likes to have sex with his food? He's f-ing nuts.
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    A Guy asked a girl at the Library:
    "Do You Mind if I sit Beside You?"
    The girl answered with a loud voice "I DON"T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"
    All the Students in the Library started staring at the guy and he was very embarrassed.
    After a couple of minutes....
    The girl walked quietly over to where the guy was sitting and whispered in his ear "I study Psychology and I know what a man is Thinking"
    ~I guess you felt embarrassed,Right?
    The guy responded with a loud voice "$200 FOR JUST ONE NIGHT? THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH!!!"
    And ALL the people in the Library looked at her in SHOCK.Then the guy Whispered in her ear; "I Study Law and know how to make someone feel guilty"
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